Collect the penises
see how far you can get in this adult game; Arrows And Space
Princess Peach is on the other side of the desert and she needs some fresh water. Have Mario bring it to her before time runs out!
You are gandalf the grey battling for all of middle earth.
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Another kickup game