Bet on racing badgers
The intent of this game is to be slightly less stupid than the mystery science theater 3000 movie. Just see how long you can keep your mouse pointer on the photo.
You are gandalf the grey battling for all of middle earth.
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Knock down the snowmen with snowballs before time runs out.