Try to guide little wriggler through the tubes of conception.
Click your mouse to keep him flying. Get the blue Viagra™ pill to make him go faster and avoid the contraception jelly to ensure he lives.
Try to get the blocks in the correct order.
Shoot down the enemy aircraft.
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Balance on the keg for as long as you can.