Keep drinking more and more as you try to walk home (the smart thing to do since you're not able to drive a car or else risk a DUI or worse!). If you fall over, you lose.
Use your mouse to balance back and forth and try not to fall over.
Find 2 pairs of the same face
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Run and jump into the mini convertible without hurting yourself too badly
Try to guide little wriggler through the tubes of conception.