Keep drinking more and more as you try to walk home (the smart thing to do since you're not able to drive a car or else risk a DUI or worse!). If you fall over, you lose.
Use your mouse to balance back and forth and try not to fall over.
Grab all the jewels you can and eliminate the alien threat.
Climb your way up the jungle.
This is how the crew of Gilligan's Island entertained themselves during their TV show after their three hour tour. Play basketball and get as many shots as possible. You'll never make it to the Final Four but you can become the island champion!
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