This is just like the old-school Nintendo NES and Arcade classic. Donkey Kong is a kick-ass game that's fun to play. Save the princess from the towering monkey gorilla thing!
Use your keyboard arrow keys to move and the space bar to jump.
Princess Peach is on the other side of the desert and she needs some fresh water. Have Mario bring it to her before time runs out!
Gotta get 'em all!
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Balance on the keg for as long as you can.