The intent of this game is to be slightly less stupid than the mystery science theater 3000 movie. Just see how long you can keep your mouse pointer on the photo.
Use your mouse and keep your pointer upon the photo for as long as possible while it moves progressively faster
You're not a scientist, but one of the best starfighters in the universe. In this Atari Asteroids clone (remake), you need to destroy the asteroids without dying.
Make some snowballs and whack innocent passers-by in humbug fashion.
This is how the crew of Gilligan's Island entertained themselves during their TV show after their three hour tour. Play basketball and get as many shots as possible. You'll never make it to the Final Four but you can become the island champion!
Hate mimes well shoot them from a cannon.