David Bowie will not help you in this labyrinth. Instead, similar to QBert, you need to fill the entire grid without trapping yourself.
Move the ball with the arrow keys and travel through all of the floor tiles. You can only pass through each tile once.
Mep ball is a fun cross between kick-ups and basketball.
Kill, beat up, maim, burn, and electrocute the tweety bird to get the most points. It's probably one of the birds that sing in the morning outside your window.
Find & shoot the jail escapee.
This is how the crew of Gilligan's Island entertained themselves during their TV show after their three hour tour. Play basketball and get as many shots as possible. You'll never make it to the Final Four but you can become the island champion!